My awp protege has finally learned enough. After I almost completely emptied the entire awp madness server my protege [PHXX]Pwnzer killed me taking the largest bounty i have ever seen $20,000. Lessons are expensive at $500 a week but you can see they’re worth it.

My score when she did kill me.

And her today owning against bots, me and someone else.. And for your information she killed me 10 of those 16 times and I only killed her 6 times. I’m proud of my protege and hopefully she stops killing me now that I posted a blog.

teh-pwnzer @ 2008-02-28 17:19:48
Lol Drifter! You have taught me a lot! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now! Thanks for taking the time and for having the PATIENCE! And no...the massacre will never end! Gotta keep you on your toes! :p Mauahhahaa <3
Raven @ 2008-02-29 09:44:54
Still better to use a scout on Pubs ;)
Although I'd love to see Nat on a server outwith AWPfest with her "noob cannon".
Drifter @ 2008-02-29 10:09:51
haha raven she does use it in east 2, Plus She's doing "rucks" so she needs to learn how to use in awp in pub cause she gets nervous in scrims -_- she might even tell you to "sit down" when she kills you.
teh-pwnzer @ 2008-02-29 11:52:26
Hahahaha! I've been practicing my "sit down" thingy so that one day soon I can say it to Hitman...in vent...people are already taking bets on this one. Although last Sunday's "Sit the **** down" was quite shocking ... that's how I earned one of my nicknames "closet freak".
Raven @ 2008-02-29 13:09:10
"She might even tell you to sit down "when" she kills you"
Well I'll be waiting a while then............LOL
teh-pwnzer @ 2008-03-01 11:40:44
Raven it does say "when"...it doesn't say "if"! :P
You might have to wait a while cause we don't see you that often anymore...come east2 sometime...I'll show you what I mean! ;)
And don't worry, I would NEVER tell you to sit down! :D
Muahahaha <3
Raven @ 2008-03-01 12:52:04
No I'm quite confident with my statement above.........
teh-pwnzer @ 2008-03-01 15:37:36
Awwww =( Then you'll never really know...for sure! ;)
dwinx @ 2008-03-02 09:34:27
Wait...what is a "dwifta?" Is it like a "dwinx?" This community ain't big enough for the two of us pal :).
Drifter @ 2008-03-02 11:51:06
haha dwinx the dwifta is what i would be called if i was teacher. lol (never going to happen) I was joking around saying i would be a great teacher and it would be great when a student asks me i dont understand this mr dwifta lol. I would be omfg wtf do you not understand :P
teh-pwnzer @ 2008-03-02 16:24:41
Imagine Mr. Dw!fta teaching a class of 5 year olds!! :O
It would be like: "Mr. Dw!fta...I don't understand how you know the difference between fiction and non-fiction". So Mr. "Dw!fta would respond as he stated above!
"omfg wtf do you not understand" :P ....priceless! Lol
dwinx @ 2008-03-03 16:52:05
Based on the frustration shown during matches, I imagine there would be a few more expletives thrown at the five year olds...
teh-pwnzer @ 2008-03-03 23:15:20
Lol....He's working on that one Dwinx!!
Drifter @ 2008-03-04 09:58:15
why are we talking about me... :/ Hey pwnzer told a student to sit the f### down! omg mean teacher :/
teh-pwnzer @ 2008-03-04 10:37:24
NO!!!!!!!!!!!! :O